Players of World Ball may experience brief lapses of consciousness, as a result of ecstasy and soul-fusing through the rhythmic entrancement of pass and catch. It is impossible to get concussion: a symptom of a longer-lasting lapse of consciousness common to heavier ball sports like soccer, American football and rugby.
World Ball syncope (a brief lapse of consciousness) is accompanied by a rise of adrenaline in the sternum. A prominent WB player has called this 'my sweet sweet clavicle heat', which is not anatomically accurate but the slogan has stuck among some WB communities. This rise of adrenaline has otherwise been compared to the rush when coming up on psychedelics, approaching orgasm or a great, soul-blasting sneeze.
World Ball audiences cannot help but participate after a period of watching.
On occasion, a WB star player will switch to using forehead taps for passes. This is completely legal in the game and is a pleasant sensation for the player. It has been known to bring about World Ball Syncope a little faster.
A feeling so similar as the forehead tap of the World Ball is to be kissed on the forehead by a lover who loves you, in some circumstance in which it is such a caress in service of grace.
During syncope, the heart slows, blood vessels dilate; the eyes are clear, the heart is full, you cannot lose.
Professionals outside the sport will say 'most syncopal events have a benign cause'.
If their syncopes are synced, two or more players experience what is called a mind meld.
We will have more on the mind meld later.
Syncope can be 'treated' with flavoured soda, loving kindness, smelling salts, the application of a river crystal to the patient's t-zone.
Some may try to play World Ball horizontally following immediate recovery. This is an understandable reflex. We call this variation of the game: 'World Ball Lying Down'.
To be continued.
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