World ball in marble zone

 

research has found

your ball can break

Can World Ball be played in winter

Some have asked, What are the optimum conditions for play? Is World Ball a seasonal sport? What would constitute a WB 'series'? 

Temperature is a relativity. We turn it up, turn it down. 

The world is a globe. 

So is World Ball. 

Does World Ball also experience global warming?

From the kinetic discharge of a suitable quincunx of players. 

This is like asking 'what is it like to be a World Ball?' 

You can be frost-tipped hitting a good sixer. You can reach 200 hits in November.

Feel the first flush of no centrigrade rushing your lungs.

motorway sighting

 

a celestial world ball was spotted rolling east over the M8, preparing itself for the waning transfer which is to say our worlds will soon touch, so easily  

World Ball Pond

'Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me World Ball.'

transatlantic inquiry

 

Heady World Balls

The first selection on the World Ball Tour is from August 9th, 2024. While World Balls in ’24 get a lot of attention, this game at the Nomad House in Penn Valley, CA withstands the test of time. 

The second set of World Ball kicks off with an enormous 26+ minute World Ball session A few matches later, the group ease into a fast version of World Ball which has a much different strut and swagger than later versions. As if the 26+ minute World Ball wasn’t heady enough, the group went the distant towards the end of the set with a 21+ minute version of World Ball.

Beckett's Quad

World Ball Rehearsals of the Twentieth Century (missing a player)

World Ball is my Daddy

I was born inside a normal-sized, inflatable ball.

The ball did not have to burst to free me. I quietly unfolded one segment -- the red one -- and slipped myself out when the time was right.

Like the alien in Jordan Peele's Nope, the world ball sealed itself with a reparative sliver of red plastic and left no trace of fold.

Only recently did my ancestors tell me this was no ordinary ball. 

Some have asked me what it feels like to have been carried for nine months, buoyant, in the communal leisure of the poets.

I have said it before and will say it again. 

They didn't name me Sestina for nothing. 

WORLD BALL HOMEOPATHIC ADHD REMEDY

Here at World Ball Corp. we are thrilled to announce that everyone's favorite multi-player ball handling game is also now a well-respected, effective, easy-to-use homeopathic remedy for, you guessed it... ADHD! Coffee not cutting it? Not able to plug snugly into the work-a-day mainframe? With this easy World Ball work-around you can now access infinite mind capability and exceed individual focused focus. Open-brained customers can now *tap* into pure focus freedom by joining a mind meld cohort of their choosing. With every tap of our delightful plasticene ball, you and your cohort reach ultimate, completely natural, centeredness. Work has never been so play!

Now with Scottish extension pack & online 2 player tapability. 

5 player pentacle game formation coming soon!

got the whole world (ball) in their mouth

 

World Ball Syncope Theory (1)

Players of World Ball may experience brief lapses of consciousness, as a result of ecstasy and soul-fusing through the rhythmic entrancement of pass and catch. It is impossible to get concussion: a symptom of a longer-lasting lapse of consciousness common to heavier ball sports like soccer, American football and rugby. 

World Ball syncope (a brief lapse of consciousness) is accompanied by a rise of adrenaline in the sternum. A prominent WB player has called this 'my sweet sweet clavicle heat', which is not anatomically accurate but the slogan has stuck among some WB communities. This rise of adrenaline has otherwise been compared to the rush when coming up on psychedelics, approaching orgasm or a great, soul-blasting sneeze.

World Ball audiences cannot help but participate after a period of watching. 

On occasion, a WB star player will switch to using forehead taps for passes. This is completely legal in the game and is a pleasant sensation for the player. It has been known to bring about World Ball Syncope a little faster. 

A feeling so similar as the forehead tap of the World Ball is to be kissed on the forehead by a lover who loves you, in some circumstance in which it is such a caress in service of grace.

During syncope, the heart slows, blood vessels dilate; the eyes are clear, the heart is full, you cannot lose. 

Professionals outside the sport will say 'most syncopal events have a benign cause'. 

If their syncopes are synced, two or more players experience what is called a mind meld.

We will have more on the mind meld later. 

Syncope can be 'treated' with flavoured soda, loving kindness, smelling salts, the application of a river crystal to the patient's t-zone. 

Some may try to play World Ball horizontally following immediate recovery. This is an understandable reflex. We call this variation of the game: 'World Ball Lying Down'. 

To be continued.

Port report

Secret investigations are resuming into the World Ball underground, worldwide.

Our reporter, Laser, prefers to go by Lass, stepped into The Mantrap -- a quoth 'old man pub' -- in a popular Scottish port town.

Through the back of The 'Trap, as it is known fondly by locals, is a hidden door leading onto a lawn. The lawn is sheltered by hedgerows bounded by lattices on which are grown many nasturtiums. The air is perfumed with their green, peppery musk.

If you can avoid the publust, this beatific Eden awaits.

Top players in the area gather to practice here. Sometimes neighbourhood kids volunteer to hold transparent tarp over the garden to block out the wind and rain. They consider this a celestial honour.

World Ball, as we know, is typically played in swimming pool environments. Enthusiasts here have struggled to find pools suitable for the intricate mind meld of the game -- especially given the volume and frequency of school swimming gala culture which clogs the municipal pool calendars. 

Due to the shortage of pool availability, WB players have taken to lawns. The game is totally different. For one, players wear thermals. There is no ragged danger slope of weed hell awaiting a ball of course. But there is no aquatic buoyancy. Some say the lawn game becomes 'too light'. To mitigate this, players may adopt a booty band of appropriate strength level in order to constrain the freedom of their legs. It is said the booty band makes for a game of special tension. It is excellent to watch. 

Look out: in future weeks, we may reveal the passcode for lawn entry in The Mantrap. Perms and suspicions apply. 

Lucky number

Picture the scene. You know the one. God only knows World Ball. 

World Ball

World Ball has been called one of the most innovative new games, which is a full-length sequel to its award-winning, mind-bending game, Land Ball. A home version of Land Ball was released in 1988, along with ports for various home formats. These are known as home formats for Land Ball. The most popular World Ball style is the pool-style World Ball. It's commonly seen in all 50 states, but is more likely to appear in states with lower land costs. World Ball is now available in Scotland, where users are able to step into a world of discovery, exploration and adventure. Many new users enjoyed World Ball, though there is a learning curve, especially if you're not used to the controls.

shred

 

On the question of difficulty

Some say World Ball represents a 'literary difficulty'. This is the statement of an intellectual chauvinist. World Ball is not a metaphor, simile. It has some proximity to metonymy, but ultimately it does not posit relation or causality on either an x or y axis.

World Ball, as has been previously established, is a quantum interruption of the open field. 

It is schlock. Beauty. Dissidence.

It is of a desirable vagueness so much to jump dimensions.

We write about it all the time. World Ball is the bouncing grammar of our spiritual lactic acid. 

oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

Oh wow was it World Ball wrote this?

Snoopy on a beach ball

 

Shaking The Sphere Can Flash

 

WORLD BALL SHADOW NET

 

in this world, the balls are dryer

 

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

 

tell your friends

 

Blog Personism (World Mind)

Fun for the Whole Family!

Feeling distant from kith and/or kin? Try a game of World Ball next family gathering and knit the clan back together again. Now, quantum entanglement isn't just for science geeks and new age weirdos, no, it's big dumb family fun! Got an uncle who just won't play ball? Not anymore you don't! Toss him the world with a mere tap and yank him back into the fold. He, like anyone, just needed a reminder of his inextricable relationality to all that is and has ever been humming and blipping in and out of this here round ball reality! Duh. It's easy AND it's fun. 

< (((( * )))) >

going back in and it is hard

dipping in and out

eternal return 

time removed     and / or 

single moment infinite repeat

constant birth

short gap 

constant death

same 

vom

sneeze

gasm

syncopy

orouboros

w / o body

w / o time

a chaos of emergence

w / o experience

The Hero's Journey

Before WB I was a man of

scattered urges, fuck-off lipstick

and lack of confidence, which 

(confidentially) was so 

counter-chillwave of me. 

Now that whole fulsome psychomancy phase just sails overhead. 

Thanks, everyone!

Life Lessons Learned

Oh hey! What's up? How are you? Good, I hope! I'm doing good too, just chilling mostly. Just sitting around at home, reading blogs, eating leftovers, thinking about World Ball. Reading about World Ball. It's a hell of a subject, if I do say so myself. It's a pretty cool sport. I just love to get my friends together and tap the ball. Just tap it around. Finding the perfect amount of strength to tap the ball. However, it's not as easy as some people think, you know. Sometimes I'll tap too hard and the ball will fly in the air and roll down a hill or something. Sometimes one of my friends will tap to soft and it'll land in water. Get all wet. You got to get it just right and honestly that takes a lot of rehearsing. Or practice. I have noticed that by paying so much attention to the strengths of my taps, it has helped me considerably in the bedroom, you know what I mean? I mean fucking. I mean it's made me fuck better. Because of the lessons learned in World Ball, because you learn how hard or soft to tap, I now approach my love interest with the same consideration. If I fuck too hard it'll be a bad experience. If I fuck too soft, the ball will drop and we'll have to start all over.

I really really appreciate the valuable life/sex lessons that World Ball has taught me. It's improved everything, my prowess and my reputation. It's crazy, you know, anyone can play World Ball, but it takes a special person to apply lessons they learn from World Ball and put those lessons into real life situations. Like fucking. Next, I hope to take those lessons to help me become a businessman. But I'm getting a bit ahead of myself. It's like I always say, you got to take it one tap at a time.

And I always say that all the time.

Inflatable Psalm

When you do not want to play al fresco as per unadulterated proliferation of coffee chains & buggies;

When the meal deal gets you down;

When Joe won't play ball;

When Joe has stonks on the game;

Ain't no World Triangle nor World Toblerone;

If you are feeling spherical;

If you are feeling alone;

Play Belle & Sebastian's new single 'World Ball Forever';

Bereft of evanescence you stay in the circle;

You are complex, elastic, easy in heat.

Pieta in Primary Colors

Joe, lording his failures over new media;

Joe, in the river-dance of thinkables;

Joe, of the picturey imagery;

Joe, wet with verisimilitude...

Joe, what was will be again. 

Come out against renewal maybe. 

And bury me at World Ball Knee. 

Gregory's Game (part 1)

A young man named Gregory was not very good at football. Unfortunately, he also failed to reach any degree of technical prowess with the drums. It was clear after a listless summer of height growth passed that Gregory was not destined for any greatness concerning the limbs. He lacked rhythm, poetry and the gestural flair of emotional drama known to our best footballers. As a goalkeeper, he evinced signs of attention deficit hyperactivity disorder which Dr M. diagnosed as lovesickness. Love, a gorgeous disease, was reason enough for Gregory to make big changes. He had learned, via a futuretube known as the 'internet forum known as reddit', that a new game was on the horizon. It had been around since the Picts had set their eyes to a geometric synchrony in service of sun. And yet it would not take the modern form until the invention of cheap, soft consumer plastics. To play this game required a certain heartiness of lungs. And Gregory, this boy who would bellow at his love, BELLA BELLA, across the sullen hills of Cumbernauld, had lungs aplenty. After consultation with the solar oracle and the cheap malt of his father, he took the Megabus to Glasgow, paid a lifetime of saving pound coins, and flew his ass to California via the red eye.

(to be continued)

The Future and Past of World Ball

Dream of a future world ball, a place where one lives in harmony within the confines of both nature and the mechanical world. A ball that was built in a factory, based off the original globular home in which we live. Is the World Ball the ultimate form of technology? Is it so technically advanced that it becomes simple, a playtime toy for a small child to enjoy with adult supervision? The first recorded World Ball was tapped into existence in the modern world in 1937 in Malibu, CA, the same day Albert Hoffman rode his bicycle home in Switzerland. The tappers kept the ball quite dry that day and scored a high of 72. (The current World Ball record is 230). They slept the sleep of sheep that night (sheep are known for getting great nights of sleep), with dry hands and satin sheets. Today, the World Ball has become a universal symbol for family, creation, innovation, dexterity, spiritual awareness, and joy. It is celebrated in over 14 countries. It is illegal in 8 states. 

Miaow ball

miaow miaow wow wow wow miaow a ball wow world morale miaow wow ball o ball wow a big new ball wow nip world ow o ball wow a world old ball miaow miaow lick tiny wow miaow miaow maybe mmmm wow moon hi :)

(graeby wrote this on august 14th, 2024) 

(World) Ball is Life

If you have reached a crossroads, there may be a way not prior considered. Throw every option in the air. The trick is to keep your options up there.

World is all the way; it makes worth for participants. Inherent, vibes-based and stripped of telos, world ball wills its players a transparent future of slow release ecstasy. 

What is ball after all?

Ball is globular body.

Ball is golden.

I am ball.

You are ball.

We are balling.

Ball is life.

Download the World Ball App

Wander wisely with the World Ball app

Let the app count the taps

Archive all taps and break new records

Connect with other World Ball participants all over the World Ball

Get helpful alerts about World Ball status and Think Tank temperatures

Access all your Big Joe details, even when offline

Easily contact your consciousness by messaging Sloppy Joe right in the app

Discover what happens to your soul when you die

Never die

Always Learning

past intractable atmospherics at

our fashion century's more

or less hieratic chillpoint 

mawkishly oozed 

from roomful of equipment

carved in juvenalia 

and spinnin' gnarls 

WORLD BALL IS 

A CROWDED 

THRONE 

with cool skull 

and crossbones!

awesome!

hey I got accepted 

by disliking the field enough 

and thinking about it all the time

at The Sphere

we are wearing

the touches air 

Dear World, 

Love, Ball

soft commentary II

lob the blob. it's job is blob lobbing and/or blogging. blah blah says blog blob. all balls ball blogger blobs. beyond ball bloggerdom is bad bragging. become all ball or blog none. 

soft commentary

log bollard joe blogs loves big jelly bean eating for world ball

BLUE CHIP WORLDBALL

A biro drew fairy lights from north to south. Each curlicue formed in the civil way a natural ball. There is an unforgetting perfection in the way we breathe synchrony — tap — tap — like driving softly purloined motorised moods into the dust, ugh. We improvise a quincunx of expert play til the end of day. 

It was an instant commoning moment to moment quicksilver of static, seeing lines where the ball was — like we were totally capable of magic and twangling Keatish feelings of negative capability in the wholeness of being each other — unbeing by a ball, 2% lifted — worldball: better than Zoloft.

WORLDBALL RISING

Worldball is a pastry flaking into a city, a sort of irretrievable feeling of elation among friends, a melodic conduit to mayhem, a smudge on the iPhone eleven and corporate benefits, a so-called shirt with floral patterns worn by everyone, the end of a job becoming freedom, a delicately applied sunscreen, a new movie, a capillary of play running straight to the river, a very hot rock, a burnish of cold skin upon said rock. Worldball is the antidote to feeling blue because its soul is juicy red like a beer you don't want or need — just beautiful to know it exists. Worldball is made of acid-seen suns at the climax morse code of the trip, like to put the stars on and heed their infinity.

WORLD BALL SALAD

An exquisite proposition, worldball salad. Replace your contribution to global methane production by switching out meatballs for worldballs. Bite the future. Worldball is certified gluten-free. ✅ 

 

WORLD BALLAD

world ball, will you

marry me on sunday

o wary gamer

would I ever

work the warehouse

of my workhorse

won't you wait

for my turn at the

tap carousel 

lovely world

how I would

prepare you

an okra salad

of my dreams

and eat them

before the worst

is over we'll

play ball

WORLDBALL IS NOT A STATISTIC

As it stands, the current record for Worldball is 230. 

What else?

The greatest number of layers in a cake, the most jump ropes skipped in a minute by a person wearing flip flops, most kg of waste dragged by hand out the ocean, most ice sodas guzzled in half an hour by a child, most pedantic moments in a situation comedy drag show based on the concept of Worldball, the most tabs of acid consumed by a single adult male in 24 hours, the most times a Bristol dj said 'brat' in a single second, the heaviest clean & jerk by a weightlifter. Slay. 

Worldball rules. Who's gonna beat 230? 

Remember, it's more than the game.

World Ball (TM)

Maximal use of World Ball (TM) is encouraged. Do unto World Ball (TM) as you would have done unto you. Warning: world use rights for exceptionalism have expired. Direct all questions to World Ball (TM) HQ ipso facto the you in the I. Ouroboros is life, as is inspired tapping solo group loop. Iterative passing measures will be taken lightly. Haptic remembrance deemed contapuntal shall be encouraged but not labeled as such as dissolution narrative remains necessary for overall web effect. Be well.

flatter earth firster

world is ball

ball is world

world ball

 

World Ball

World Ball is a story as old as time

a story as old as the age of time

In the age of time, there is tapping

Tapping on the door of eternal life

Tap the World Ball

to make the ball go to another

and keep the ball dry

 The World Companion comparison chart

big freshen upper OR

mellow burnout doodles

we know you have a choice 

the North American benefit concert 

we don't want to coordinate

O Worlde Ball,

embolden

M  Y    S  O  U  L

Q&A World Ball Edition

If the answers are in front of you, then where are the questions?

If a World Ball was a cocoon, what would live inside?

Will Pauley Shore's comeback be completed in my lifetime?

If your consciousness expands too much, will there still be a place for the soul?

If Big Joe was a horse, would you saddle him up?

Does Big Joe ever wake up to find out 

that Sloppy Joe are the eyes of the World Ball?

World Ball Lawn

World Ball Lawn is the grass between

the Think Tank and the Valley of Life. 

Many years ago, World Ball Experts would gather

on the lawn to haze World Ball Amateurs, 

who retaliated by burning their crocs

underneath both Dippers 

in the lawn at night.

These days it’s a nice napping place.

WHORL BALL

Look into your fingertip, the finger you use for tapping. Look really hard. Look like you mean it. See whorls and lines undulating and lines touching softly and totally unique to you. Bring your style to the game. Every tip of the moment counts and that's wonderful. You are you. We all are! The second person is in the game. The second person is focus poised to persuasion. Go around the world again. That way we can see all your faces. Faces live in the lines. You hold the world in your finger. The lines. They are so beautiful. Can you see them between us?

World Ball Has No Side Effects

Fact: Hot tubs are think tanks.

Yet...

World Ball is ineligible to appear on Shark Tank.

World Ball can finance itself.

World Ball has been proven to reduce inflammation.

Think tanks are necessary to counteract any side effect.

Yet, World Ball has no side effects.

Except elation among its user(s).

Think tanks are able to monetize elation.

Make big money off your joy. 

Pretty f*****g cool.

WORLDBALL AS KITTY PRAXIS

, 

 worldball sends you to lunch

but lunch is in the car

    tell lunch you don't want for anything 

   but lunch 

  a few

more rounds, apt taps

take BART if you need to 

yeah yeah

 lunch is always in a car 'somewhere'

  stealing time? 

miaow yourself 

WHIRL'D BOWL

Has the world slipped its grip 

no and also yes 

its is a lubed up super group 

Yarf & the whole world yarfs with you 

Axis is accidental 

yip jump

If Ball Is Life, World Ball is...

 If Ball Is Life, World Ball is Extra Life. 

Tapping a World Ball and tap into your consciousness. Expand your consciousness. Expand your technique of tapping. Tap the World Ball and create more life for yourself. Explore more life through tapping. Extra Life equals more living. Better friendships with less communication. Better living through World Ball, creating access to tapping. Take your extra consciousness everywhere you go. Take your World Ball wherever you want. The world is your oyster. The world is your World Ball.

Two World Balls fit nicely inside a Toyota Prius. Please DO NOT ZOOM in on picture.

SUMMER OF WORLDBALL

 

WORLDBALL AS DEAD SOLO THEORY

The thing about this solo is how emotional it is. The way the extra fifths kind of come over and at that other bit where he fucks up, not enough practice, we enjoy it as evidence of the live recording. Remember the summer of '72 that other show. Sometimes guitar is sloppy joe or big joe as in the mammalian life force of sonic floating through oceanic feeling, you feel me man?

WHEN YOU NEED A FIX

Worldball is a game without batteries, heart meters or power packs. A little rehearsal will be adequate. Soft, plangent ball taps take worldball to other levels. You are a flesh body of process and muscle. No need to end the game. Try increasing speed, frequency and pressure of your taps. Make sure your collaborators are paying attention. Worldball at its best. Wow, what a worldball.

WORLD PARAGRAPH THEORY

Someone once asked this old dog, "What IS a worldball paragraph?" We have to ask not what is a worldball paragraph but what the paragraph (as a functional unit) can do for Worldball?

Person 1 - tap

Person 2 - tap

Person 3 - tap!

Person 4 - tap

Person 5 - taaap 

Person 1 - taaap!

Person 2 - taptap

Person 3 - ;)

Person 4 - TAP

Person 5 - crash & swerve

t

tap

tapp

taaap

IT'S A DOG'S LIFE

Worldball will always wait for you. Worldball is allowed to wait. The name of the game is Worldball. Dog ate the pizza. We like dog but they shouldn't have eaten the pizza. Dog was cool. Dog didn't like the pizza. We liked Dog though. Dog couldn't play Worldball because of their incisor issues. We tried to have them play a new variation and WB was cool with it. Ultimately we like Worldball. Worldball was to be continued and WB made a pact with D. D. saved a chihuahua from the gas station. He got a negative PCR. We met a wild big Juno. Dog gave us the rest of their play. Dog was like "okay man, wow". Worldball was big for cocaine users in 2006. Worldball was big for red vine stocks in the nineties. Worldball was never going to go public. Worldball was always already in common. 

GENERAL STORE

Like most of reality, worldball is surrounded by great natural beauty. It can never be an exhaustion.

FFO

 

A SPORT YET TO BE DEFINED

 

SHOP SIGN (free to copy)

  _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _     

       / /\      _   /\ \         /\ \        _\ \        /\ \         / /\            / /\                _\ \          _\ \   
      / / /    / /\ /  \ \       /  \ \      /\__ \      /  \ \____   / /  \          / /  \              /\__ \        /\__ \  
     / / /    / / // /\ \ \     / /\ \ \    / /_ \_\    / /\ \_____\ / / /\ \        / / /\ \            / /_ \_\      / /_ \_\ 
    / / /_   / / // / /\ \ \   / / /\ \_\  / / /\/_/   / / /\/___  // / /\ \ \      / / /\ \ \          / / /\/_/     / / /\/_/ 
   / /_//_/\/ / // / /  \ \_\ / / /_/ / / / / /       / / /   / / // / /\ \_\ \    / / /  \ \ \        / / /         / / /      
  / _______/\/ // / /   / / // / /__\/ / / / /       / / /   / / // / /\ \ \___\  / / /___/ /\ \      / / /         / / /       
 / /  \____\  // / /   / / // / /_____/ / / / ____  / / /   / / // / /  \ \ \__/ / / /_____/ /\ \    / / / ____    / / / ____   
/_/ /\ \ /\ \// / /___/ / // / /\ \ \  / /_/_/ ___/\\ \ \__/ / // / /____\_\ \  / /_________/\ \ \  / /_/_/ ___/\ / /_/_/ ___/\ 
\_\//_/ /_/ // / /____\/ // / /  \ \ \/_______/\__\/ \ \___\/ // / /__________\/ / /_       __\ \_\/_______/\__\//_______/\__\/ 
    \_\/\_\/ \/_________/ \/_/    \_\/\_______\/      \/_____/ \/_____________/\_\___\     /____/_/\_______\/    \_______\/     
                                                                                                                                

WHAT WORLDBALL IS NOT

Hog lard

Neoliberal

Cashmere

A crying game

Completed puzzle

A casual encounter 

Gelatine

Misconnection

Dollar 

Ho-hos

Homework 

Waterproof footwear

A conversation piece

THE END OF WORLDBALL IS NOT THE END

 

BLOG CHIVES

Careful to assemble my perforated lassitude, I did not get out of bed so much as scramble my eggs. 

This was because of Worldball.

We said

nobody could blog about it so well

as to bowl themselves over the anagram bollard

of learning to drive worldball players to earth

THE STORY SO FAR

 

WORLDBALL ADHD SUCCESS

Glinting in my upcoming trip was I to attend to anything other?

JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE PLAYS BADLY

 The thing about Rose I know the answer i'm looking up a page, can you guys can you guys rattle off like a Wi-Fi password that I can use hotspot seven with Joe.com Joe labels on my phone I can't see the labels on my phone I can't either way I could hotspot you feel connected link symbol link from Encino people need to keep talking or else switches off people, drink, coffee and do good deeds values, defined purpose of life for a purpose. Good conversationists, mostly first place you know there's a reason for everything and everything is a reason everything is a reason for world bowl, also since the feelings of other people as well, first priorities, then act, then play annunciate conflict judgement, at least reap a tonal blessings with life. Preserver of our models are still predictive within certain artificial sarcastic conditions. We need to find the admin assist to support the preamble, I was rummaging through the brace bag outside my office  express advisors current circumstances in fact we watched got the job done the full president. Ice cream is Jerry Garcia that won't work really well. Broadcasting televising today allows the opportunity into experiencing historic political particular interactions of the year awards to Samsung compatible because someone plays badly doesn't mean world was a bad composer, just because someone rips the world life doesn't mean the world isn't worth God doesn't ask you to ask you to be like horrible, and that's a big difference . that again used to be a fig cakes are used to be a jewelry box doll on acid throat, sneezes discount sneaker warehouse joy dynamics, the new video of the dog demo, walking Nike air max 90s for the wind people run crazy volleyball skills, Walker Texas Ranger episode 118 small blessings fighting, only video intro to Walker thank you thank you thank you to all historic vehicles out there in the world wall 

PEPPERMINT SOAP

In a highway restroom thinking about Worldball.

Gotta ask Worldball what they think of the difference between highway and freeway.

WB like "this is america, duh"

took WB shopping after the game

What do you wanna buy!

Wanna buy more world!

Wanna buy more ball?

Wow wow wow wow 

this is meriting of murmur

took delivery to the max

Wonder bedbugs 

€50 off

XD

 Creating new .RAWR file 

99% WORLDBALL

Acid inserts. Spinflation.

The flurry certificate of California worldball premiere in city-lit depop particles, takes fractal dimensional universe to version the oak crinkle

eyes in lieu of darkness particles

an oaken liturgy

worldbaaaaaaall!

worldbaaaaaaaaaaall! 

Go into a phone booth and request transistor.

Hello worldball?

Thank god you're here *hugs*

WORLDBALL MODERNISM

I was a damsel in the middle of the worldball champions.

I was a lowbrow creative awaiting my big break.

Love finds a way. 

Lads of the great damn game are shining.

Lasses are lashing the world.

The sensoria recalibrates our cognitive whirlpool.

Iron man versus sin city 

Terminator Worldball 3

I would give that player five stars

I would take that player for pizza crunch 🍕

CHUCK NORRIS LOVES WORLDBALL

 

NEVADA DISPATCH

Worldball has been nice today. I'm really glad we played worldball. People say worldball is the sun of California. Inspiring newsie sweets in resistors. Release me release me the ball screams gleefully 

I am the world!

I am the world!

I am the Worldball Broadway Musical!

WORLDBALL INSIGNIA

High quality youth assembled at orchard for World championship worldball when the woods are underwater frozen-style free shaved ice available ventureships for preteen genii we had a great time just hitting the ball hitting the ball gently to the nearest comrade in the neighbourhood gathering as in playing worldball in lieu of ciderpress party respirate seeds we should go Live with this shit

THE SPECTRE OF WORLDBALL

Worldball is a clear affirmation that the horizon of communism is fully within sight. Though we face numerous enemies – foreign and domestic – the sharing of the ball lays waste to their fascist bent. Mealy, centrist worms finally find the utopian clarity that drives Worldballist aims. Their lack of conviction blasted by digs, punches, centercut saves, and the air between such era defining events. Liberals (the hardest of sells to our scientific vision of the future) are traditionally entranced by the nearly impenetrable spell of lesser of evils. This spell is now broken like a brick through a Starbucks window. They will be an asset to our cause. With the clearest of eyes, the fullest of hearts, surely we cannot lose. 

WORTH THE EFFORT

Dear Worldball,

When you were given to us in sponsorship and health, we were blessed to have you given to our lives. And when we first loved you, we were given to each other. The fact of the matter is you will always be there for us. 

Worldball = worth the effort.

When I was having a hard time, you really came through. Worldball, when I was having a hard time (?) you reminded me that a soft touch is all it takes. All a person really needs. Gravity will take care of us. Life is good today. There is ball in the world. Wow.

I choose to make the effort.

Love,

WBx

World Bouquet

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Malkmus Psalm

 Go back to those worldballs 🎶

WORLDBALL @ THE DISCO

You can never have too much worldball.

WB is totally flippable.

Enjoy your worldball!

Oranges are good for worlding.

Layers are optional like

makeout play on

Coolant porch.

Citrus + worldball = a good time!

RECOMMENDED FOOTWEAR

 

some ask, Can worldball be played in the hot tub?

Others ask, Can worldball help?

The question they should be asking is 

Why am I not playing worldball right now?

It will not melt your crocs.

The answers are obvious.

PSALM

 'everyone on this floating worldball we call Earth'

WORLDBALL IS THE ONLY LIFESTYLE SOLUTION

 

WORLDBALL IS THE LIGHT

 It's the only thing you need to have in your hands.

Love,

WorldGod™️

WORLDBALL EXCELLENCE

There's no need to fear new play. Worldball is for everybody. Even if you've been told your catch or throw is 'off' don't let the echoes of past coaches taunt you. Worldball is one thing. You gotta get in the pool.

WORLDBALL IS BLOGGER's PARADISE

first there was a colour

the colour was blue

then there was "green"

the green was blue

because it didn't know what to do

with the world

green was always dissociating like that

being unleaded etc

it wanted for compliment

so along came red

colour of a sweaty face

thus, a person

honestly 

was like it had never even tried worldball

this or that dollar cost of building up

nature nature

to say hi

wanna play 

WORLDBALL IS THE CURE

Some say worldball is a gimmick.

One worldball is never the world. 

The word for worldball is wow.

World of wonder, world of woah.

It's not true that America invented worldball.

Neither did the Scottish poetry scene.

worldball was older than all of the artists combined :)

worldball was a pro-fawn operation.

we saved the roadside little ones

from muscular processing adderall everlong

even the bambi-legged lyricists could play

the thing about worldball is the water

WORLDBALL IS HEALING

In times of strife, a game of cooperation not competition is the real winner. Worldball is not just a game; it's a lifestyle. Excluding sex, rock climbing & cooking, worldball is the leading physical activity of poets in 2024. It's a sport of coordinated, ardent focus. Like the segmented colours of the titular globe, each player must bring their unique streak of personality to the game, while being unafraid of fusing and improvising on that baseline style. Nobody knows who invented worldball, when or why. It's an emergence. We at Worldball see worldball as an evolutionary compulsion towards joy. 

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