Delightful!

World

Ball

Heaven's 

Delight

Delightful

times

with 

friends

friends

wet 

friends

dry

the ball

flies

so 

high

looks

like

both

moon 

and

sun

combined

Diamonds and World Ball

sick guitar riffs come and go

sometimes leave behind the lore

recorded on ancient bone

but often the molecules

break apart and reform

into something like a leaf

or like some bark from your 

favorite linden tree

the one you once carved your name into

the agony spins around your head

crying out in dry hot tub

confession can often be a form of violence

like trying to open one of those big

bottles of kombucha in the kitchen sink

and it sprays your big friendly face

but when you finally look up and see

the milky way mutate into a circuit board

you will know you are not alone

you know 

Big Joe is always with you watching

the transitive nightfall of diamonds

of diamonds

Diamonds

Diamonds and World Ball

The Never Ending World Ball

The Never Ending World Ball

bouncing from your hands

to the top of the Sears Tower

to the roof of a Nissan Ultima

off your step dad's head

on to the great pyramids of Egypt

then hitting the face

of your friend drinking lemonade

lemonade everywhere

making the World Ball sticky sweet

try to lick it up

instead of tapping with fingers

tastes so good

as it drops to your feet

better kick it up

like it's a hacky sack

and you are in the parking lot 

of a Phish concert

kick the ball

over Dick's Sporting Goods Park

into the Rio Grande River

where maybe a frog will play

using his very long tongue

extending the life

of the Ball,

that's not just any Ball,

but a World Ball.

How much is that World Ball in the window?

 

Baby WBs on display for free

Dragons

One way you can win at World Ball is

to never stop tapping and play forever.

Another way to win is when your

World Ball lands in a pot of gold.

Then the gold is yours

if a dragon is protecting the pot

the dragon becomes your friend

and protects your World Ball.

Dragons exist and are always 

taking one for the team

they don't mind

that's one thing that they like to do

but they're not cops

dragons are not cops

there are no cops in World Ball

If someone tries to handcuff

your World Ball, simply deflate

your ball and reinflate after they leave

or have your dragon 

set them on fire.

This is why it's quite helpful

to unlock dragon mode

by placing your World Ball 

in the pot of gold.

But not necessary since

there are no cops

in World Ball.

Dream World Ball rotation

coming to, saw everything as spherical

whole world a wtf of the globular 

yeah the party hash had it in for me 

adapted for this kind of meta-perception

or really the opposite of meta being infra

shaking my emotions around in a snow-

globe left out from xmas found you inside

it, why? Tom Raworth, Jean Day, Benson

Boone, Kevin Killian, A. G. Cook (seems tall), 

Lana Del Rey et al, all of you have the eye

for life’s refractions, see you inside 

the next bubble I guess 

adderall world ball

Stop what you’re doing and look up!

Look side on, the other side, then askance

but never look down because nothing 

will fall in this life so long as you 

keep looking, reacting, looking 

reacting like you stole the active ingredient 

suits me to never look down cuz

I never have good shoes for this, scared

to pierce the plastic film of living 

with something real like a sex heel

all butt-stuck-out wobbling along

would rather have good tongue foam 

and foxing, that’s the half of it

now you’re passing to me 

I’ll do a chest pass, my favourite 

Looking ahead: the World Cup

All around the world 

how it feels to be a punter

wee yins hitting balls in the yard

when you grow up, damn straight you're gonna

train for that trophy 

damn straight you're gonna win son

are you winning son

we don't talk like that here, it is

a kind of tourism

mystified by watching something-something young professionals do transversal passing six shots in the air for an eye's blink

everything is coming and going

we actually qualified this time 

the trophy is made of spindrift slushie

don't get me started on the Woolsey piñata 

How about them appliances 

there was nothing inside 

but vibes 

even the oven sings! Like

a van delivering ice cream 

veering offside

serving ecstasy to athletes

in rural making, give us this bread

this melting cigarette 

put your reps out 

on the Ball

albeit

Buy Our Merch

These aren't just products for sale on a website. 

They're faith-building, 

hope-sharing, and 

conversation-starting tools. 

We're not selling sloppy Joes for a profit. 

Instead, the money you spend goes toward 

creating more World Ball taps with a purpose. 

Everything you find here has been designed

to become a part how you play World Ball 

every day.

Every day for the rest of your eternal life.

Money will come and go

But World Ball, buddy, it lasts forever.

Mission & Values

 At World Ball, our mission is to empower and grow

local economies by tapping the inflatable balls that connect us to each other. 

When you tap something you need, spirits get eternal life, and Ballers get paid. 

Big Joe is your go-to life assistant when you need more expanded consciousness in your day. 

Humble your body. 

Awaken your spirit. 

Control emotions. 

Expand thoughts. 

Transport Reality. 

Deep Fry your desires. 

Drain your Hot Tub. 

Refill Your Hot Tub. 

Inflate your Ball.

Live out your fantasy of eternal taps. 

The Ecstatic Transports of World Ball

Take a ride on the ecstatic transports of World Ball,

where you can demand an explanation but don’t be surprised

if you fail to understand. 

Under the blaze of the chandeliers and 

in the arms of loving cohorts, 

the World Ball will come at you fast. 

Better get a crab for the middle. 

Better get Big Joe on the pig phone. 

Use the pig phone to make your oink calls. 

Big Joe knows all 

Big Joe falls asleep by the sound of your taps.

Big Joe isn't Bug Joe

Big Joe isn't even Sloppy Joe

Doesn’t matter if you play under the hot sun or by candlelight, 

The World Ball Way often arrives stained

with blood, sweat, and tears.

Sloppy Joe Tears. 

Crab blood. 

Think Tank sweat. 

Forever grateful. 

Forever wild. 

Forever World

and Ball.