Injury Inventory

Plum bruise on right knee

Bump to right hand 

Shattered glass

Nary a graze to the ass

...

Who's out of the game for the season?

I'm a fall guy. 

It's nearly spring!

Cinquain

World Ball

is the poet’s 

sport, poised for syllabic 

excellence in spontaneous

gesture 

Neuroplasticity 1.0

Can ballsports enhance neuroplasticity, even after the brain age peak. When is brain age peak? Fluid intelligence really goes off at 20 then it's a decline. As for overall intelligence, we're looking at 50s-60s. But studies of chess players suggest the real peak cognitive capacity is 35. Which is around the average or lower average age of our current World Ball cohort. Our players are at their best despite the circumstances affecting their lives. 

Motor capacity reacts at lightning pace 

to leave no tap untapped

no matrix unresolved 

It's all in the collaborative nature of the game. Mind meld functionality as we know from preliminary studies has ramped up World Ball scoring by 600%. Teams who are able to read the emotions and energies at play are much more likely to succeed, as players may intuitively pass to the right person at the right second, thus experiencing a cognitive offload via emotional memory sufficient to just 'laugh and enjoy the moment'. One team were even able to predict patterns of play via an unconscious geometry whose logic was scrawled out by a highly observant five-year-old math genius and served as a temporary (unofficial) rule book for World Ball. 

One cortex twist per tap 

allocated by pro-god motor cognitions

subsidised by air, players 

thanking the big man in the sky

for inflating World Ego

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Lab-grade Mycelium = your brain on World Ball